Once upon a time, when her first daughter starts to bloom to become a young woman, she worries that she’ll get herself into sticky situations with a dick………..

Things do change in this day and age.

I was strolling at Parkson last Saturday when I saw a pair of 20 something, presumed lesbians holding hands.

Me and my itchy mouth went to my mom and said, ‘Mom! I saw a lesbian couples holding hands. Nowadays damn a lot ar? Especially amongst secondary school girls.’

Mom said, ‘yea la, but as long as your sister won’t become like that enough d.’

The well-known big mouth replied, ‘She won’t la, but her friends will…. Hahahahahahahha (laughing spastically).’

The day after that conversation we had, she confronted my sister whether she has friends that are lesbians or not, my sister denied. Later that evening my mom blew at her for nothing, if I wasn’t mistaken; my sister was yelled at just because she was replying A sms. She was so clueless of why she was being reprimanded for the pettiest reason.

Later that night mom was awake most of the time, worrying something will fall from the ceiling. Before bedtime, I asked her why was she so pissed off. She said she was worried about my sister’s condition. I told her it is just one or two of her friends being ‘crooked’. My stubborn mother said it only takes one for her to ‘convert’.

…………….SWTness

Mothers = paranoids

I will watch what I say to her now and then.

Sorry bi, I didn’t mean to.

Once upon a time, when her first daughter starts to bloom to become a young woman, she worries that she’ll get herself into sticky situations with a dick……….. Now, she encourages her second daughter to get involve in what she feared for her first, minus the dick, because she’s more anxious about her getting a girlfriend.

I had the weirdest dream. My guy’s mom walked into the room while we were making out. Instead of getting berserk, she gave me a duplicate of their house keys.

Raightt……………………

Au Revoir, to the guilty ones out there.